my cousin talks to justin bieber on her pretend cell phone
she asks for six dollars
she tells him he 'is sexy'
she yells 'noooooooo-aaaaaah'
then throws a ball
my grandfather yells at her for making the dog bark
'no running no running no running'
she is off the 'phone' now
she talks in a baby voice to the dog
even though she is 'a baby'
she sings 'baby in the sunshine' in the tune of something i imagine is from the disney channel
she tries to whistle
i remember the first time i tried to whistle
in the basement of my grandparents house
with a pink unicorn
the real phone rings
it is her mom
i wonder if she will accidentally tell her she is 'sexy'
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