"i was weeping wildly outside your bedroom window while you were having sex with your boyfriend. do you remember me? you threw a sandwich at me and i stopped crying but then i started again. i petted your dog. pretty heavy. and then i ran all the way home. i would love to buy you a cup of coffee sometime. or an espresso. please respond as soon as possible. god, i'm so horny."
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I wish blogger had a "like" button.
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